The Republic of Brah Hockonikifarind is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.548 billion Brah Hockonikifarindians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The very strong Brah Hockonikifarindian economy, worth 513 trillion baht a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 48,640 baht, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 177,815 per year while the poor average 9,437, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Brah Hockonikifarind's national animal is the bison, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Brah Hockonikifarind is ranked 255,008^th in the world and 5^th in Ascensionsen for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -3.16 on the Gilded Widget Scale.